In keeping with the latest Al Gore posting, we have this contest, exclusively for Tokenasians.com readers. Our good friend Al has provided us with a very opportune pose (click it for more inspiration), but, alas, we don't know what he is saying. So the contest is this: Email us with your version of what Mister Information Superhighway is saying. Judging by the webmasters will take place Friday, Sept. 29. The winner will win something cool, we just haven't figured out what it is yet. But it will be cool, trust us.

Entries will be compiled into an HTML document and placed in the articles section for your amusement.

There were a grand total of 8 entries. If you didn't enter, you suck.

And here they are:

HONORABLE MENTION - Funniest spelling of the word "penis"
"He's saying that his penus is about this long." - Yoshi The Dino

HONORABLE MENTION - Person who thinks most about penis (see below)
"I once had a hard-on thissssssss long." - Julie

RUNNER UP- Intellectual quality
"Once I invented a fish thiiiiiiiis big!" - Freaky Lemur

RUNNER UP - Most well-developed penis entry
Obviously he's saying "My erection?...oooo I'd say its about yay long. Oh! Election, election...Excuse me, sorry, my mind was on something else. Now what were we talking about again?" - SeannieSean

OVERALL WINNER
Al Gore is saying: "I was this close to hooking up with that Lewinsky bitch before Bill horned in on my turf. Veeps get no fucking respect." - Bart Flodeur

The rest:

"Yep, Bill's penis really is only this big." - Julie

"If you elect me president I guarantee your penis will grow this much!" - Julie

"Heard the new Slayer album? Don't tell Tipper, but it's the shit!" - Gary Olson

...so Bill said, "Is your pubic hair this long? If so, mine is longer!" - Junebug (This one is a really funny inside joke, but it is too inside to be awardworthy.)

"Back in college, the biggest one I ever smoked was about, yea long, and at least an inch around! They called me, 'Lungs Mahoney Gore'" - Raul (Funnier than all of yours, but I can't win.)

"Now let's step back an look at the big picture" - Penfold (I can't win either, but if you didn't go to UH Law School, it doesn't make any sense.)

"You mean the two twigs sticking up like this?"

Thank you for participating. The winner gets a 64MB stick of PC100 RAM, tested stable at 133mhz! (See, told you it was cool). Runners up each get a $5 Pizza Hut VIP card. Honorable mentions get ... an honorable mention. Winners! Contact us before Friday to claim your prizes!